I have 2 seconds off so I figured I'd start a (hopefully) fun thread. The idea is you post the corrupted result of the wish of the person who posted before you and then you post your own wish.

E.G.

Poster 1:
I wish for a sandwich.

Poster 2:
Granted, but you find it in a truck stop toilet.
I wish for a shiny new car.

... etc.

I'll go first.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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If you say plz because it is shorter than please, then I will say no because it is shorter then yes.